Be forewarned.... I came up with this idea while eating scrambled eggs and fried pastrami on a plastic Pokémon plate, guzzling "limon pepino" Gatorade, and soaking in a bathtub full of Epson Salts at 11:30 in the morning. I spend my days languishing about in my underwear, taking care of three daughters, avoiding housework, and training Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
You have been warned.
